idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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