Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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