Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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