When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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