Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i now understand why vodka
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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