just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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