I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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