You smell like stripper and shame
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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