I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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