i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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