I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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