hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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