I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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