I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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