This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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