Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
