i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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