i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I had to cum in my sink.
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