Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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