put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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