I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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