She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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