dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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