I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
