Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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