I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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