We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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