so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
