I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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