god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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