This girl is more easily done than said...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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