I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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