i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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