so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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