i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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