It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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