you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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