i wish my penis had a tongue
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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