I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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