So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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