Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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