Operation Purity has been aborted
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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