i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
