you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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