Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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