Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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