Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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