My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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