Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she peed on how many people?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
