i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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