ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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