Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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