I didn't shave. On purpose
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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